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Funny Job Positions at Facebook- APPLY NOW!

This post has plenty of sarcasm and mockery. So don’t mind if you find your “Job Position” in here.

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Wikipedia says:

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (why have I copied this)

Unemployment in India is a serious social issue. Unemployment records in India are kept by the Ministry of Labour and Employment of India.

From 1983 till 2011, Unemployment rates in India averaged 9.0 percent reaching an all time high of 9.4 percent in December 2010 and a record low of 3.8 Percent in December 2011.

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For more statistics refer to this site here: http://www.tradingeconomics.com/india/unemployment-rate (I am not here to teach you Economics)

These figures stunned me. But my experience opposed these numbers. We, in India have numerous people working as top executives.

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While I was looking a friend’s profile (off-course on Facebook) I found his job position quite amusing. I mean the position itself was not funny (it said “CEO”, is it funny?).

Well, a C.E.O. is a Chief Executive Officer and it is one of the highest positions in a firm. They are the Top Level Managers of a firm who create the firm’s policies and plans…wait! Am I teaching you Business?

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You can find many such friends occupying such a high position. Are you one of them?

The reason I presented those statistics above is that we are not drastically hit by Unemployment. I mean watch out the number of people working at “FALTU”, “Daddy Da Cash”, “Presently I am not working” and even at “Facebook”.

So don’t stop laughing while reading the most popular job positions of Indians.

  1. Managing Director/CEO/Founder/Chairman/President (WhoTF cares?) at FALTU

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Company Profile: Faltu is a Hindi word, spelled as फ़ाल्तु which means बेकार which further means futile (useless). I think the film F.A.L.T.U inspired many Indians to join the corporation.

  1. Managing Director/CEO/Founder/Chairman/President (WhoTF cares?) at Facebook

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So they didn’t even leave Facebook. C’mon guys working on facebook don’t mean reading your newsfeed. Placement at Facebook is not everyone’s cup of tea. This year Facebook signed up graduates for Rs 1.55 crores (yeah, they are IITians). Read the news here at ET.

  1. Managing Director/CEO/Fo or Works at Student

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Well, if I was going to be paid for being a student I would apply for the job beforehand. No one works at student. I didn’t mean homework.

  1. Managing Director/CE… at Vellapanti or Velle

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Velle is the Punjabi synonym for Faltu which means (synonyms mean the same! Sorry I know you knew this). Quite a good job working at “Velle”.

Just now while writing this post I found a “Managing Director” at Student. You thought I was joking on the ‘student’ one.

  1. Works atNoT yeT woRkiNg !! iM stiLl stUdYinG

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Their keyboard seriously needs a fix! Hey, if you are not working kindly leave the space blank. Don’t be so informative about you being studying.

Some more:

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Lets end this topic for now. Look out and see if your friends have done the same coz I know you aren’t one of them. A.. Arr..Are you?

Share this post as much as you can to make the Facebook ‘Graph Search’ easier by not troubling the recruiters. Because of this, LinkedIn is getting popular for recruitment.

(Graph search: that’s what Facebook named its search.)

You can write your comments below if you find someone who did the same.

Please mention if u like/dislike this post.

About Hitesh Vashisht

I was one of the initial members of DZB and I am proud of it. Read my posts to know more about me because my words speak louder than "ABOUT HITESH".

One comment

  1. wow lol
    it made me read it

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